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Articles by
Alex O’Connor
Alex is a writer based in NYC. His work can be found in Points in Case, Slackjaw, and McSweeney’s. His thoughts can be found floating in the ether.
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May 16, 2024Hi, Architectural Digest, Welcome to My Home (That I Don’t Live In)
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January 18, 2024Increasingly Stressful U-Haul Rental Options
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December 5, 2023My Life Before and After Turning Twenty-Six and Losing My Parents’ Health Insurance
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June 23, 2023You Don’t Need to Bring a Gift to Your Supreme Court Hearing. But If You Must, Here Is My Justice Registry
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June 24, 2022I’m Closing My Evil Lair and Hiring Corporate Lobbyists
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December 17, 2021We Are Fully Committed to Building Affordable Housing in a Location of Our Choosing
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November 17, 2021We Should Definitely Stop the Killer Asteroid, But First Let’s Figure Out Who Is Going to Get Rich from Saving Humanity
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also We’re Invading Greenland
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April 2, 2025Increasingly Inconvenient MTA Service Advisories
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance