The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Alex O’Connor
Alex is a writer based in NYC. His work can be found in Points in Case, Slackjaw, and McSweeney’s. His thoughts can be found floating in the ether.
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May 16, 2024Hi, Architectural Digest, Welcome to My Home (That I Don’t Live In)
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January 18, 2024Increasingly Stressful U-Haul Rental Options
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December 5, 2023My Life Before and After Turning Twenty-Six and Losing My Parents’ Health Insurance
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June 23, 2023You Don’t Need to Bring a Gift to Your Supreme Court Hearing. But If You Must, Here Is My Justice Registry
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June 24, 2022I’m Closing My Evil Lair and Hiring Corporate Lobbyists
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December 17, 2021We Are Fully Committed to Building Affordable Housing in a Location of Our Choosing
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November 17, 2021We Should Definitely Stop the Killer Asteroid, But First Let’s Figure Out Who Is Going to Get Rich from Saving Humanity
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign