1. Florida Intranational University
2. Johns Hopkins School of Remunerative Medicine
3. Facebook.edu/DeVry
4. Colorado School of Mines—Nuuk
5. Michigan State Online: East Lansing Cohort Cohabitation™ program brought to you by Airbnb
6. UMass MasterClass
7. Amazon Prime Learning School of Fulfillment Center Sciences (formerly Washington State University)
8. Yale School of (Agentic AI) Management
9. Palm Beach State College Institute for the Study of Climate Change as It Relates to Golf Course Profitability
10. MIT Air Traffic Control School for Geniuses
11. Cascadia Regional Wellness Farm A&M
12. Penn State School of International but No Longer Our Affairs
13. Nestlé-Glaceau Institute for Public Fluoridation Research
14. Caltech Jet Propulsion Laboratory: A Subsidiary of SpaceX
15. The University of Texas Football Team, LLC
16. Georgetown Weaponized Law School
17. The Wharton School of Using the R-Word in Business Again
18. UCLA Pre-Overseas-Doctoral Program
19. Ten Most Popular ChatGPT Prompts (Just Copy and Paste) Junior College
20. Harvard University’s John F. Kennedy School of Democracy vs. Republic Pedantry
21. Wagner-Blackwater at [REDACTED]
22. Padre Island Measles Colony State College
23. The X/4chan Institute for Incel Equality at Bryn Mawr
24. Cornell College of Veterinary Medicine Department of Politically Significant Avian Diseases Research
25. L. McMahon Edutainers College, Columbia University
26. College of William & Mary & Elon
27. Texas Christian Nationalist University
28. Walter Cronkite School of Doing Your Own Research at Arizona State University
29. United States Naval Academy El Paso
30. SUNY (with Ads)