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Alice Gomstyn
Alice Gomstyn is a sometime humorist and longtime journalist whose work has appeared in many publications you’ve heard of and some you haven’t. Her career highlights include having her hand kissed by Richard Simmons and accidentally stealing Charlie Gibson’s bagel in the ABC News cafeteria. She lives with her family in New Jersey, where she enjoys complaining about things. Learn more at alicegomstyn.com.
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