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Andrew Berish
Andrew Berish is an academic and writer living in Tampa, Florida.
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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May 6, 2020Congratulations, Your Binder Has Earned Tenure
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February 27, 2020The World Cannot Abide Another Flute Podcast
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October 7, 2019To Improve Our University We Must Move Massive Amounts of Human Waste Into Your Offices
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August 15, 2019Now That the Secret Job Search Is Over, My First Act as President of Your University Is to Be Completely Honest About My Questionable Qualifications For This Important Position
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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