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Articles by
Austin Adams
Austin Adams is an NYC-based writer who has been called “an idiot” by himself and others.
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September 9, 2021In This House, We’re an All-American Football Family
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May 5, 2021Thanks For Coming Over For Dinner. I’ve Never Cooked Before and I’m Going to Ruin Your Life
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March 4, 2021Okay, Let Me Just Share My Screen… Ah, Nope. Okay, You’re Looking At My Savings Account Now. That Is Not Good.
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February 10, 2021Beatles Lyrics We Totally Forgot About
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires