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Austin Tremblay
Austin Tremblay was born and raised in southeastern North Carolina. He earned a doctorate in literature and creative writing from the University of Houston. His writing has been featured in Gulf Coast, cream city review, and other publications. When not working, Austin enjoys tennis, cooking, camping, and indulging his love of vintage motorcycles. He’s local to Baltimore.
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