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Harmony Cox
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April 11, 2022A Note to Nonbinary Applicants about the Ladygirl Fellowship for Literary Maidens
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October 15, 2020I Am the Mayor from Jaws, and I Am Begging You to Stop Comparing Me to Donald Trump
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May 20, 2020America Deserves a Skinnier President to Mishandle This Pandemic
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July 15, 2019A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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November 7, 2018We Would Like to Apologize For Electing a Pack of Wolves to the United States Senate
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires