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Jamie Cricks
Jamie Cricks is a very important business person and a very unimportant writer from Winter Park, FL.
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January 19, 2023Edgar Allan Poe Watches Too Much TikTok
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March 27, 2020I Know There Is a Pandemic, But I Am Leaving You For Bob Ross
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July 19, 2019Hemingway Sees The Lion King
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June 14, 2019Things My Dad Learned From Watching Brené Brown On Netflix
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March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe
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December 14, 2017Sun Tzu: The Art of the War On Christmas
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April 11, 2017The Love Song of William J. O’Reilly
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March 31, 2017Vladimir Nabokov Joins the White House Press Corps
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February 7, 2017Excerpts from Laura Ingalls Wilder’s Little House In The Big Suburbs
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March 8, 2016Famous Authors Reply to Your Unsolicited Dick Pic
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July 17, 2015The Game of LIFE: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Edition
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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