The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Jeff Bender
Jeff Bender lives near Philadelphia. He writes for Sports Riot and The Hard Times.
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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July 5, 2024How to Ensure Your Annual Beach Vacation Destroys Your Relationship with Your Extended Family
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March 28, 2024Special Features of Trump’s Bible
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August 16, 2023How Rock and Roll Stays Relevant in Middle Age and Beyond
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May 30, 2023I’m the Epigraph to the Novel You’re Reading, and I Don’t Know Why I’m Here Either
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August 12, 2022Bruce Springsteen Lyrics That Hit Differently as I Age
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August 24, 2021I’m the Badass New Teacher at This High School, and This Is My MasterClass
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April 21, 2020Dead Poets Society Goes Online
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February 9, 2018Subtle Ways for Men to Indicate “I’m Single” At the Gym
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September 14, 2017I’m a Male Author Photo, Hear Me Brood
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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