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Jeff King

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Jeff King

Jeff King is a writer who lives in Canada with his family. His work has appeared in JAKE, Johnny America, Robot Butt, Jane Austen’s Wastepaper Basket, and elsewhere. Jeff holds a PhD in English Lit and asks that his children address him as Dr. Dad. They don’t.

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