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John Jodzio
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May 16, 2019I Hide Gold Doubloons In My Baby’s Thigh Folds
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July 22, 2015An Excerpt from My Court Ordered Gardening Blog: Pickling Tips
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October 23, 2012My Roomba Won’t Stop Boning My Geode
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October 19, 2011Crafting Really Takes My Mind Off My Troubles
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August 3, 2011My Codpiece Smells Like Soup
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March 23, 2011Recently I Passed a Kidney Stone That Looked Like a Shark’s Tooth
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April 2, 2008The Monroe Family Bed Wishes to Die
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January 9, 2007James, I Cannot Even Begin To Imagine Who Threw A Bag Full Of Feces Into Your Dishwasher
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August 12, 2005A Toast to Randy, the Oldest Son in My Secret Family
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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