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Articles by
John Jodzio
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May 16, 2019I Hide Gold Doubloons In My Baby’s Thigh Folds
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July 22, 2015An Excerpt from My Court Ordered Gardening Blog: Pickling Tips
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October 23, 2012My Roomba Won’t Stop Boning My Geode
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October 19, 2011Crafting Really Takes My Mind Off My Troubles
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August 3, 2011My Codpiece Smells Like Soup
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March 23, 2011Recently I Passed a Kidney Stone That Looked Like a Shark’s Tooth
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April 2, 2008The Monroe Family Bed Wishes to Die
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January 9, 2007James, I Cannot Even Begin To Imagine Who Threw A Bag Full Of Feces Into Your Dishwasher
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August 12, 2005A Toast to Randy, the Oldest Son in My Secret Family
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires