The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Kate Herzlin
Kate Herzlin is a New York-based comedy writer, screenwriter and playwright who overuses the rule of three. Her work can be seen in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Points in Case, and on her website. She’s the co-author of Jokes to Offend Men
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October 26, 2022Jokes to Offend Men Who Refuse to Believe You’re Not Interested in Them
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February 21, 2020Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like
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September 17, 2019Poems William Carlos Williams Revised After Being Told By His Agent to “Do More Plums Content!”
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January 7, 2019Tender Buttons of Messages from My Passive-Aggressive Roommate Gertrude Stein
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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