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Kate Herzlin
Kate Herzlin is a New York-based comedy writer, screenwriter and playwright who overuses the rule of three. Her work can be seen in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Points in Case, and on her website. She’s the co-author of Jokes to Offend Men
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October 26, 2022Jokes to Offend Men Who Refuse to Believe You’re Not Interested in Them
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February 21, 2020Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like
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September 17, 2019Poems William Carlos Williams Revised After Being Told By His Agent to “Do More Plums Content!”
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January 7, 2019Tender Buttons of Messages from My Passive-Aggressive Roommate Gertrude Stein
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu