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Kate Herzlin
Kate Herzlin is a New York-based comedy writer, screenwriter and playwright who overuses the rule of three. Her work can be seen in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Points in Case, and on her website. She’s the co-author of Jokes to Offend Men
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October 26, 2022Jokes to Offend Men Who Refuse to Believe You’re Not Interested in Them
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February 21, 2020Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like
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September 17, 2019Poems William Carlos Williams Revised After Being Told By His Agent to “Do More Plums Content!”
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January 7, 2019Tender Buttons of Messages from My Passive-Aggressive Roommate Gertrude Stein
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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