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Kate Villa
Kate writes jokes and is never rude to waiters. See more of her work at www.kate-villa.com.
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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January 17, 2020Other Jeans Besides Mom Jeans
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October 25, 2019Slutty Halloween Costumes at Their Day Jobs
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April 29, 2019Patron Saints of the 21st Century
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September 14, 2018Your Quest: Bring a Bag of Ice to This Party
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January 23, 2018Family Recipes Passed Down by Millennials
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September 18, 2017Meditations for Major American Cities
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