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Articles by

Luke Strathmann

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Luke is a writer
and haiku enthusiast
based in NYC.

July 28, 2023

Take a Break from Earth’s Heat and Come Cool Off in Hell

by Luke Strathmann
August 6, 2021

Actually, Compared with Earth, Hell’s Climate Policies Are Super Progressive

by Luke Strathmann

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November 8, 2024

Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe

by Amanda Lehr
November 8, 2024

Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires

by Eli Grober
November 13, 2024

Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences

by Lisa Borders
November 6, 2024

Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad

by Carlos Greaves

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by Jessica M. Goldstein