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Mary Flannery

Mary Flannery is an L.A. woman and writer lost in Switzerland. Her funny and slightly-less-funny words have appeared in 251, the TLS, and WaPo. She tweets medievally as @15thcgossipgirl.

April 26, 2023

Inside the Mind of an AI-Generated Woman Laughing Alone with Salad

by Mary Flannery
May 25, 2022

Places to Avoid While We Continue to Wait for Lawmakers to Enact Meaningful Gun Control Legislation

by Mary Flannery
November 5, 2021

Women’s Body Parts Wait to Learn Which of Them Will Be “In” This Season

by Mary Flannery

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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

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