While we wait for our elected officials to stop dicking around and finally do something to stop the relentless gun violence in this country, Americans should avoid the following high-risk locations:

Parking lots

Industrial plants

Airports

Subways

Courthouses

Police stations

Government buildings

Fire stations

Office buildings

Hotels

Public libraries

Public parks

Public pools

Spas

Hair salons

Gyms

Zoos

Museums

Beaches

Music festivals

Nightclubs

Movie theaters

Arcades

Amusement parks

Baseball games

Basketball games

Football games

Malls

Grocery stores

Drugstores

Toy stores

Flea markets

Dental offices

Hospitals

Churches

Synagogues

Mosques

University campuses

High schools

Elementary schools

Your neighborhood

Your own fucking home

This list will be updated as needed.