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While we wait for our elected officials to stop dicking around and finally do something to stop the relentless gun violence in this country, Americans should avoid the following high-risk locations:

Industrial plants

Police stations

Government buildings

Office buildings

Public libraries

Music festivals

Amusement parks

Basketball games

University campuses

Elementary schools

Your neighborhood

Your own fucking home

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