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Matthew Seely

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Matthew Seely

Matthew Seely is a writer and performer based in Toronto. In addition to McSweeney’s, his work has appeared at Points In Case and Robot Butt. Matthew has performed with various improv teams and trained with the Second City Conservatory Program.