Articles by

Matthew Seely

Matthew Seely is a writer and performer based in Toronto. In addition to McSweeney’s, his work has appeared at Points In Case and Robot Butt. Matthew has performed with various improv teams and trained with the Second City Conservatory Program.

March 31, 2021

Am I a Twitter Bot or a Real Amazon Employee? The Answer is Yes!

by Matthew Seely
January 8, 2021

Refusing to Publish My CSI Miami Erotic Fan Fiction Is an Assault on the First Amendment

by Matthew Seely
October 12, 2020

The Radical Differences Between Canadian and American Thanksgiving

by Matthew Seely
October 2, 2020

Trump’s Doctor Writes an Excused Absence Note to the Federal Election Commission

by Matthew Seely
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As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely

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