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Sam Riley
Sam Riley is a writer living in LA.
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November 8, 2019McSweeney’s Books: “We Should Have Closed Up Shop Back In ’09 After We Helped Cure Bird Flu”: The Editors’ Note From Keep Scrolling Till You Feel Something
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January 7, 2019Wedding Vows to the Man I Don’t Love As Much As I Loved My Childhood Dog
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May 15, 2014I Can’t Come to Your Techno Party
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires