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History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time
2011 COLUMN CONTEST WINNER
Robb Fritz lives in Los Angeles. He grew up in northern Minnesota with a series of collies—one of whom reportedly saved him at the age of three from drowning in an icy lake. He now lives with three politically indifferent cats. In this column he follows various dogs’ wide-eyed, bushy-tailed, oblivious role in world events, bloody, earth changing or in some way memorable for the ages.
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August 27, 2012History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Sergeant Stubby and the Dogs of War
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June 27, 2012History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: His Master’s Voice
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June 4, 2012History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Two-Headed Dog
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May 16, 2012History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Millie’s Book
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April 27, 2012History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Heel, Hitler
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April 4, 2012History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Moves Like Snoopy
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February 28, 2012History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: A Political Story With Legs
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February 7, 2012History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Wait for Me
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January 19, 2012History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Hound Dog
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December 21, 2011History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Down in Whoville
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December 2, 2011History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Space Rover
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November 11, 2011History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Man Weds Dog
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