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All posts tagged
birthdays
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September 13, 2022A Donation in Your Name
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December 2, 2020Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Bryan Quinby, Singing “The Birthday Song” at Chuck E. Cheese
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April 23, 2020Hamlet or an American Millennial?
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October 25, 2019McSweeney’s 21st Birthday
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July 3, 2019Happy 2019th Birthday, America!
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March 28, 2017My Popularity as Measured in Facebook Happy Birthday Posts
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January 26, 2017The 13 Raddest Things About Turning 13!
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July 2, 2014Testomania: What Does Your Birth Date Say About You?
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September 6, 2011My Excuse for Missing Your Birthday
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March 24, 2011Diversity In the News: Column 9: On Birthdays
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner