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breasts

June 1, 2023

An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”

by Alice M. Phillips
June 1, 2012

An Open Letter to the Mammogram Machine at Beth Israel Hospital

by Amelia Blanquera
February 25, 2010

How to Put on a Sports Bra

by Anna Lefler
September 6, 2006

An Open Letter to My Lost Bikini Bra

by Jen Biundo
November 11, 2005

If Beasts Were Breasts in the Bookstore

by Mark Peters
August 10, 2004

Sestina: Harvard University Health Center Gestation Study

by Jesse Jay Ross
January 6, 1999

Though I Can’t Be Certain, I Suspect That This Hollywood Actress I’m Interviewing May Be Entertaining Thoughts of Having Sex With Me

by Jake Tapper

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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December 20, 2024

Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists

by Amanda Lehr
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An Art Nouveau Calendar for a Terrible Fucking Year

by Ali Fitzgerald
December 19, 2024

An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her

by Una LaMarche
December 19, 2024

A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender