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All posts tagged
breasts
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June 1, 2023An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”
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June 1, 2012An Open Letter to the Mammogram Machine at Beth Israel Hospital
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February 25, 2010How to Put on a Sports Bra
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September 6, 2006An Open Letter to My Lost Bikini Bra
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November 11, 2005If Beasts Were Breasts in the Bookstore
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August 10, 2004Sestina: Harvard University Health Center Gestation Study
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January 6, 1999Though I Can’t Be Certain, I Suspect That This Hollywood Actress I’m Interviewing May Be Entertaining Thoughts of Having Sex With Me
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires