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brian-kemp
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March 29, 2021I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting
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April 21, 2020As Your Governor, I Can Assure You the Coming Human Sacrifice Is Worth It
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May 9, 2019You Ladies Can Get an Abortion Whenever You Need, So Long As It’s Within the Next Three Seconds
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires