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August 2, 2024

I Embark on the Hero’s Journey of Filling My Insulin Prescription

by Joseph Moldover
January 31, 2024

CVS Here, Reminding You That Your Rx Is Ready and Our Ass Is on the Line

by J. Taylor Lee
July 20, 2023

My Political Career Should Not Be Defined by the One Time I Got My Dick Stuck in a CVS Blood Pressure Machine

by Patrick Coyne
April 29, 2021

The Self-Checkout Machine at CVS Gaslights You

by McKayley Gourley

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
March 31, 2025

I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas

by Nancy Matson

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April 24, 2025

A Disillusioned Urban Planning Glossary

by Emilie K. Adin
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Reviews of New Food: Sunshine La Croix

by Leslie Ylinen
April 24, 2025

From the Diary of a Human Jean Valjean Trapped Inside an Upcoming Les Miserables Muppet Movie

by Aria Braswell
April 23, 2025

I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone

by Jessica Bylander