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doctors
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September 18, 2024FAQ’s About Our New Patient Portal, HellthChase
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August 20, 2024Honest Answers to My Presurgical Intake Form for a Preventative Mastectomy
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November 7, 2023Questions for Your PCP About Having COVID in 2023
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July 6, 2023Your OBGYN’s Pain Scale: An Interpretive Guide
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June 14, 2023Please Listen as Dr. Steiner: The Colonoscopy King’s Menu Options Have Changed
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May 30, 2023Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor
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February 22, 2023Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”
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August 24, 2022Unofficial Internal Medicine Orientation Manual for Sucker Third-Year Medical Students, 1982
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November 2, 2021I’m Your Pediatrician and I’m Worried You’re Not Growing Up to Be a Hardbody
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores