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January 6, 2020Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”
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September 25, 2017The West Wing: Recaps from the Final Season of Democracy: Season 18/Episode 29
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September 20, 2017Other Elton John Songs That Donald Trump Uses to Refer to World Leaders
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January 13, 2011Other Guesses for That’s Why They Call It Blues
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December 9, 2005A Letter to Elton John from the Office of the NASA Administrator
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November 9, 2004Sestina: Sestina for Elton John
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu