The Believer Magazine
All posts tagged
excuses
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April 16, 2021Now That We’re Vaccinated, Things Will Be Insane
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July 11, 2018Philosophically Legitimate Excuses for Plagiarizing Philosophy Papers
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May 21, 2018Things Republicans Have Blamed for School Shootings or a Top-200 Subreddit?
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May 24, 2017Reasons Your Friend is Apologizing for Her Husband as They Leave Your Party Early
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February 15, 2017Perfectly Good Reasons Why I Have a Justin Bieber Song On My iPhone
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April 4, 2016Five Excuses to Get Out of Reading a Friend’s Poetry
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February 5, 2016Eight Excuses I Have Told My Son to Use for His Failure to Hand in English Homework, Excuses I Have Learned are Acceptable During a Thirty-Year Career in Journalism, Books, and Film
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February 4, 2015Parenting Ideologies I Use With My Spouse That Justify My Laziness/Terrible Efficacy as a Parent
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May 15, 2014I Can’t Come to Your Techno Party
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September 6, 2011My Excuse for Missing Your Birthday
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square