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November 8, 2022Rachel Maddow’s “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”
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August 23, 2022New York Times’ “The Hunt”: Which Place Did Goldilocks Choose?
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August 12, 2022Thank You for Taking Care of Our Haunted and Enchanted Castle
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July 30, 2021A Retelling of Snow White in Which It’s Clear That the Mirror Meant “Fair” as in “Very Pale”
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June 30, 2021We Apologize for Getting Married in the Gingerbread House from “Hansel and Gretel”
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January 12, 2021Haruki Murakami’s Fairy Tales
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June 20, 2018The Witch From “Hansel and Gretel” Decides to End Her Controversial Policy of Luring Children to Her Home and Eating Them
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December 18, 2017Our Grimm Nation: Little Red Riding Hood and the Big, Bad First Date Where the Guy Looked Nothing Like His Pictures On Tinder
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December 8, 2017Our Grimm Nation: Libertarian Goldilocks
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March 3, 2017Regarding My Participation On Rumpelstiltskin’s Business Advisory Council
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square