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February 20, 2018

Choose a Job You Love and You Will Never Have to Work a Paid Day in Your Life

by Evan Williams
June 24, 2013

A Custom Order for Edible Arrangements Gets Real

by Paul Laudiero
August 23, 2010

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Prevention

by Teddy Wayne
April 27, 2004

Recently Purchased Fruits that Are Hairy on the Inside or Outside

by Jonathan Rivnay
July 1, 2002

Almost Rhymes With Orange

by Dan Kennedy

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
March 31, 2025

I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas

by Nancy Matson

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April 24, 2025

A Disillusioned Urban Planning Glossary

by Emilie K. Adin
April 24, 2025

Reviews of New Food: Sunshine La Croix

by Leslie Ylinen
April 24, 2025

From the Diary of a Human Jean Valjean Trapped Inside an Upcoming Les Miserables Muppet Movie

by Aria Braswell
April 23, 2025

I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone

by Jessica Bylander