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hallmark
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December 7, 2023Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
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April 4, 2023Hallmark Presents: Eight Days of Passover Movies
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December 21, 2022The Hallmark Channel and Journey Present, Don’t Stop Believin’
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December 12, 2022Small-Town Mayor Is Done with Visitors Looking for Love at Christmas Time
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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December 22, 2021The Villain Who Plans to Demolish the Toy Shop in a Hallmark Christmas Movie Sets the Record Straight
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April 8, 2021The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”
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December 17, 2020A Warning from the CDC for All Hallmark Movie Protagonists Returning to Their Hometowns This Christmas
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October 19, 2020The Hallmark Channel’s Countdown to the Election
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires