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All posts tagged
heat
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July 28, 2023Take a Break from Earth’s Heat and Come Cool Off in Hell
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November 4, 2022When to Turn Your Heat On in New England: A Decision Guide
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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January 25, 2017Now That the Sun Has Become a Giant Red Star Ready to Consume Our Planet, My Office Isn’t That Cold Anymore!
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October 26, 2012Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: The Day the Fan Stood Still
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August 30, 2011You Don’t Have the Mental Stamina to Outlast Me in This Dry Sauna
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August 12, 2011How to Beat the Heat
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November 10, 2004Other Things Donna Summer Might Have Been Seeking When Singing “Hot Stuff.”
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July 30, 1999Sixteen Punchlines For Hot Days
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking