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All posts tagged
heat
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July 28, 2023Take a Break from Earth’s Heat and Come Cool Off in Hell
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November 4, 2022When to Turn Your Heat On in New England: A Decision Guide
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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January 25, 2017Now That the Sun Has Become a Giant Red Star Ready to Consume Our Planet, My Office Isn’t That Cold Anymore!
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October 26, 2012Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: The Day the Fan Stood Still
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August 30, 2011You Don’t Have the Mental Stamina to Outlast Me in This Dry Sauna
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August 12, 2011How to Beat the Heat
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November 10, 2004Other Things Donna Summer Might Have Been Seeking When Singing “Hot Stuff.”
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July 30, 1999Sixteen Punchlines For Hot Days
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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