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December 6, 2019The Department of Homeland Security’s Preparedness Guide for Your Ten-Year High School Reunion
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April 9, 2019At the End of the Day, Pinhead and Lady Misery Simply Had Different Definitions of “Defilement,” and That’s Why She’s Leaving The Cenobite Order
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May 11, 2012The State Department’s Official Travel Advisory for Your Mother’s House
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November 18, 2010A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner
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March 23, 2007Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan
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August 23, 2004The A-Team Resolves Lapses in Homeland Security
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August 3, 2004Featured Attractions at This Year’s Department of Homeland Security Pep Rally
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