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marriages
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December 27, 2023The Wedding Vows of Someone Marrying Their “Best Friend”
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June 16, 2015How We’re Starting the Marriage Chapter of Our Memoirs
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October 10, 2013The Purity of Marriage
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December 6, 2008A Couple of People, a Couple of Problems
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August 4, 2006My Signing Statements
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March 16, 2006The End Of My Marriage, Rendered In The Elegant Phraseology Of Celebrities
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December 19, 2003Making the Ask: A Brochure on How to Outsource Your Marriage Proposal
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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