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offices
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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October 21, 2024Every Person in Every Meeting Ever
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June 7, 2024Do You Have What It Takes to Take a Summer Friday?
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February 14, 2024Ten Things to Say at Your Next Meeting Instead of “To Piggyback off Your Idea”
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack
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December 26, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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July 26, 2023Use My New Slang in Meetings and Score Accordingly
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May 16, 2023I’m the Person Who Designs Open-Plan Office Spaces, Despite Never Having Actually Worked in One
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April 27, 2023Honest Office Haiku for the Impending Recession
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June 9, 2022Job Posting for Junior Office Scapegoat
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner