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parenting
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December 17, 2024Tips for Trimming a Christmas Tree with Small Children
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October 29, 2024Quoth the Baby, “Waah. Waah. Waah”
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October 16, 2024A Sociological Guide to the Parents at Your Local Playground
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October 10, 2024I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time
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September 19, 2024A Note from Your Child’s School About Its Apps and Websites
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September 18, 2024A Letter You Can Give to Your Children in Twenty Years Explaining That You Don’t Have Photos or Videos of Them as Babies Because You Couldn’t Figure Out How to Handle Your Phone’s Storage
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September 11, 2024Our Baby Name Book Acknowledges That There’s More to Life Than Infancy
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September 5, 2024This is NOT a Tradwife’s Confession About the Joys of Back-to-School
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 13, 2025Don’t Let the Fact That I Only Criticize Democrats and Always Defend Trump Confuse You—I’m an Independent Centrist