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All posts tagged
parenting
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June 20, 2025I Only Had Kids to Blow Off My Single Friends, Particularly Jeff
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June 13, 2025Congrats, Dipshit, You’re a Dad Now
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June 11, 2025Welcome to My Well-Stocked Pantry of Empty Boxes
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June 2, 2025Two Years Ago I Was Making My Own Bone Broth, and Now I Am a Supplicant to Asmodeus, Ruiner of All Things
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May 30, 2025Itinerary of a Parent Chaperoning a Field Trip, as Imagined by Their Middle Schooler
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May 19, 2025Young Lady, Those Shorts Are Too Long
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May 13, 2025Hello, I’m New Here
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
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May 1, 2025Open Letter to the Guy with “Dad” in His LinkedIn Headline
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April 23, 2025Childcare Options You Can Afford with the Child Tax Credit