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All posts tagged
pizza
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December 23, 2024The Three Kings Arrive, but One of Them Brings a Shaq-a-Roni Pizza Instead of Myrrh
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July 3, 2024How I Imagine the Drafting of the Declaration of Independence Would Have Gone If the Founders Had Been Eating Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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July 1, 2024Been There, Smelled That: The Delight of Smelling Rome by Night
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November 16, 2023Nutritious Additions to Our Elementary School Lunch Menu That Are Definitely Not Just More Pizza
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November 2, 2023I’m the Owner of Your Town’s Mediocre Pizzeria, and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It
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October 17, 2022An Imagined Conversation in the Lean Cuisine Test Kitchen
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June 9, 2022Reviews of New Food: Chuck E. Cheese Cheese Frozen Pizza
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December 10, 2020Reviews of New Food: DiGiorno’s Croissant Crust Pizza
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August 7, 2018We at Domino’s Pizza Have Decided It’s Time to Remove Infowars From Our Online Pizza Tracker
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November 8, 2017Official Pizzas of Right-Wing Fringe Groups
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 3, 2025At Long Last, We Have Been Liberated from Being Able to Afford Anything
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 3, 2025An Open Letter to the One Other Person of Color at This Hockey Game
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also, We’re Invading Greenland