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September 11, 2023Who I Become After Squeezing a Single Lemon into My Glass of Water
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August 9, 2023How to Use a Notebook Planner to Finally Get Your Life Organized and Under Control
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March 3, 2023I’ve Optimized My Health to Make My Life as Long and Unpleasant as Possible
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August 9, 2021Excerpts from The 48 Laws of Power…for Cats
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April 2, 2021How to Manage Anxiety Around Reentering Society After Your Crucifixion and Resurrection
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March 1, 2021March Is Teacher Self-Care Month!
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October 21, 2020Quarantine Is a Wonderful Opportunity to Grow as a Person and Regress as a Person
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November 7, 201932 Things You Can Do Right Now
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November 5, 2019My Maximalist Lifehacks
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September 10, 2019Welcome to the New New Age
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner