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All posts tagged
soup
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April 23, 2024In Retrospect, Hiring Macbeth as Our Tinned Soup Ambassador Was a Bad Idea
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November 14, 2022Soups Are My Only Personality Trait Until Christmas
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October 31, 2022The Estate of Édouard Manet Wishes to Remind Museum Visitors That the Best Way to Prevent Climate Change Is to Throw Bucket After Bucket of Hot Sloppy Soup on the Eminently Mediocre Paintings of That Son of a Bitch Monet
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September 9, 2021As the Author of This Sex Column, I Assure You, I Have Had Sex Before
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October 1, 2018My Husband, Senator Ted Cruz, Is Just a Regular Guy
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July 9, 2015The Brothel: A Review
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August 3, 2011My Codpiece Smells Like Soup
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May 6, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Bread Bowl
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June 20, 2006Disneyland Rides If Disney Were Bought Out by the Campbell Soup Company
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May 4, 2006Jokes by Brian Beatty: Um, Good and What Was I Thinking?
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner