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All posts tagged
soup
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April 23, 2024In Retrospect, Hiring Macbeth as Our Tinned Soup Ambassador Was a Bad Idea
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November 14, 2022Soups Are My Only Personality Trait Until Christmas
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October 31, 2022The Estate of Édouard Manet Wishes to Remind Museum Visitors That the Best Way to Prevent Climate Change Is to Throw Bucket After Bucket of Hot Sloppy Soup on the Eminently Mediocre Paintings of That Son of a Bitch Monet
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September 9, 2021As the Author of This Sex Column, I Assure You, I Have Had Sex Before
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October 1, 2018My Husband, Senator Ted Cruz, Is Just a Regular Guy
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July 9, 2015The Brothel: A Review
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August 3, 2011My Codpiece Smells Like Soup
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May 6, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Bread Bowl
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June 20, 2006Disneyland Rides If Disney Were Bought Out by the Campbell Soup Company
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May 4, 2006Jokes by Brian Beatty: Um, Good and What Was I Thinking?
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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March 4, 2025Russian Phrases for Americans: A Practical Guide for Our New Reality
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March 4, 2025I’m Your Chiropractor, and Trust Me, Your Spine Is Supposed to Sound Like That
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him