soup

Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied

In Retrospect, Hiring Macbeth as Our Tinned Soup Ambassador Was a Bad Idea

Soups Are My Only Personality Trait Until Christmas

The Estate of Édouard Manet Wishes to Remind Museum Visitors That the Best Way to Prevent Climate Change Is to Throw Bucket After Bucket of Hot Sloppy Soup on the Eminently Mediocre Paintings of That Son of a Bitch Monet

As the Author of This Sex Column, I Assure You, I Have Had Sex Before

My Husband, Senator Ted Cruz, Is Just a Regular Guy

The Brothel: A Review

My Codpiece Smells Like Soup

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Bread Bowl

Disneyland Rides If Disney Were Bought Out by the Campbell Soup Company