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All posts tagged
supreme-court
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July 2, 2024Supreme Court–Approved Ways to Celebrate the Fourth of July
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April 25, 2024Grendel Must Have Immunity for Raiding Our Capitol, or Else Anyone Could Be Punished for Raiding Our Capitol
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March 7, 2024The Supreme Court Decides This Year’s Best Picture Winner
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March 5, 2024The Supreme Court Rules You Cannot “Stop Hitting Yourself, Stop Hitting Yourself”
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November 16, 2023Chief Justice John Roberts’s Guide to the New Supreme Court Ethics Code
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September 25, 2023Thanks to a Generous Donation, the United States Supreme Court Will Be Renamed the Koch Center for Justice
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June 30, 2023We Struck Down Affirmative Action Because We Believe People Only Deserve Extra Consideration If They Let You Hang Out on Their Boat
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June 23, 2023You Don’t Need to Bring a Gift to Your Supreme Court Hearing. But If You Must, Here Is My Justice Registry
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June 22, 2023Even If I Had Been Aware of Ernst Stavro Blofeld’s Connection to Those Supreme Court Cases, My Recusal Would Not Have Been Required or Appropriate
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March 1, 2023How Can We Afford to Bail Out Student Loan Borrowers When We Can Barely Afford to Bail Out the Entire Airline Industry, Citigroup, Bank of America, AIG, Bear Stearns, Chrysler, and Then the Entire Airline Industry Again?
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee