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All posts tagged
the-bible
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September 3, 2024The Sacrificial Ram Has a Few Complaints
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May 28, 2024God’s Slack Channel for #Revelation
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May 20, 2024And on the Seventh Day, They Planned Their Meals for the Week
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March 28, 2024Special Features of Trump’s Bible
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March 13, 2024The Meek Who Shall Inherit the Earth Lodge a Complaint
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July 18, 2023Popular Sins, Explained
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April 25, 2023Smutty Books Have No Place in Our Schools. It’s Time to Ban the Bible
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April 7, 2023I Am Noah and I Need to Look at Your Animals’ Pee-Pees
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April 6, 2023Tripadvisor Reviews of Moses, Desert Tour Guide
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April 5, 2023Are You There God? It’s Me, Moses.
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner