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us-constitution

December 21, 2023

We Wrote Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment, and We Damn Well Meant What We Said

by Veronica Kane
July 1, 2022

Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick

by Domenico Siravo
May 11, 2022

Other Rights the Supreme Court Will Get Rid of Because They Aren’t Deeply Rooted in History and Tradition

by River Clegg
February 16, 2022

A High School History Teacher Grades Article II of the United States Constitution

by Alice Lahoda
September 16, 2021

The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years

by Patrick Crooks
March 29, 2021

I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting

by Carlos Greaves
February 15, 2021

Guess Who Violated the U.S. Constitution?

by Gabriel Thibodeau
January 7, 2021

I’m the 25th Amendment, and I’ve Been Waiting for This Moment My Entire Life

by Liz Reuss
January 6, 2021

“You Fuckers Really Screwed This Up”: A Message from James Madison on the 2020 Electoral Count

by Janice Rosenblum
July 2, 2020

The Best Thing About Each Amendment in the Bill of Rights, in Haiku

by Jordan Call

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury

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November 1, 2024

I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6

by Lauren Thoman
November 1, 2024

270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq

by Aquilino Gonell
November 1, 2024

Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches

by Devorah Blachor
October 31, 2024

This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner

by Matthew Brian Cohen