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All posts tagged
us-constitution
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November 18, 2024I’m a Guardrail, and I Don’t Know What the Fuck You People Want from Me
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December 21, 2023We Wrote Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment, and We Damn Well Meant What We Said
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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May 11, 2022Other Rights the Supreme Court Will Get Rid of Because They Aren’t Deeply Rooted in History and Tradition
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February 16, 2022A High School History Teacher Grades Article II of the United States Constitution
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September 16, 2021The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
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March 29, 2021I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting
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February 15, 2021Guess Who Violated the U.S. Constitution?
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January 7, 2021I’m the 25th Amendment, and I’ve Been Waiting for This Moment My Entire Life
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January 6, 2021“You Fuckers Really Screwed This Up”: A Message from James Madison on the 2020 Electoral Count
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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December 16, 2024Baby, It’s Me, Polio, and I’ve Missed You
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her