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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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April 26, 2024What Your New York City Tourist Recommendation Says About You
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March 22, 2024What Your Favorite Stephen Sondheim Song Says About You, Act II
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March 11, 2024What Your Favorite Christopher Nolan Film Says About You
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January 4, 2024What Your Senior Year High School Musical Says About You
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July 6, 2023What Your Choice of Wedding Registry Gift Says About You
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June 26, 2023What Your Favorite Game Night Game Says About You
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October 18, 2022What Your Favorite NBA Big Man Says about You
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February 4, 2022What the Number of Half-Empty Sippy Cups in Your Refrigerator Says About Your Parenting
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner