1. I will abolish the IRS!
2. I will abolish homework!
3. I will sign a full repeal of Obamacare!
4. I will put an ice cream sundae machine in the cafeteria with all the toppings!
5. I will never apologize!
6. I will make Fridays pizza party days!
7. I will kill terrorists!
8. I will bring dodgeball back to P.E.!
9. I will carpet bomb!
10. I will eliminate the Department of Education!
11. I will build a fence around the kickball field!
12. I will apologize if I make a mistake!
13. I will put America first!
14. I will build a fence!
15. I will put French fries back on the lunch menu!
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Ted Cruz: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 10, 13, 14
4th Grade: 2, 4, 6, 8, 11, 12
Both: 15