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(In Reference to Previous List by Adam Voith.)

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1. Richard Amster
2. Judy Amster
3. Ben and Jake Amster (the Amster Twins)
4. Matthew Amster
5. Doris and Rock Amster (the Amster Cats)
6. Laurie Amster-Burton

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