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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 10, 2025Kirkus Reviews of Trump’s Second Term
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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February 25, 2025Let’s Bring Back Traditional Values (No, Not Those Ones)
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February 20, 2025So You’re Trying to Rationalize Rooting for USA Hockey as Our Country Turns into an Autocracy
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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February 6, 2025Various Ways How I, a Gay Man, Use the Word “Mama”
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 13, 2025Don’t Let the Fact That I Only Criticize Democrats and Always Defend Trump Confuse You—I’m an Independent Centrist