My thought before every episode of American Idol and a mnemonic for the days of the week (Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday).
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June 14, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Stop crying. Never cross Stevie Wonder. Muzzle that hurtful, nasty woman: Pelosi. Nuke Moscow. Soooooo overdue. Never trust Malaysian geishas to giggle well. They giggle horribly. After Clinton, this nation didn’t fix itself. I fixed it!
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