Male Voice #1: “…the time has come. Now we will rise…”
Male Voice #2: “Yes, for we are hungry!”
Female Voice #1: “Well, I, for one, am famished…”
Male Voice #3: “And soon we shall feast!”
Male Voice #4: “…hey batter-batter-batter…”
Male Voice #1: “Yes, my brothers, and I know just what we shall eat!”
Female Voice #2: “Ooh, look at the…”
Male Voice #2: “Grouper?”
Male Voice #3: “No, the duck!”
Male Voice #4: “…sa-wing batter!”
Female Voice #1: “I don’t know. Duck is so fatty, no?”
Male Voice #2: “Not the grouper?”
Female Voice #2: “The grouper does look nice.”
Male Voice #3: “Yes, fat like our enemies, and stupid, and web-footed!”
Male Voice #2: “Web-footed?”
Female Voice #1: “I read that Jennifer Lopez is on some diet where she eats nothing but grouper.”
Male Voice #3: “J–Lo mocks us!”
Male Voice #1: “But now it will be we who spin the web.”
Female Voice #2: “…have you seen the size of her…”
Male Voice #2: “Did he say web-footed?”
Male Voice #4: “…we want a pitcher…”
Female Voice #1: “…good idea. I am completely parched.”
Male Voice #4: “…not a belly-itcher…”
Male Voice #2: “Spiders spin webs, not ducks, right?”
Male Voice #3: “But is everything prepared?”
Male Voice #5: “The duck is prepared with a currant glaze and comes with a side dish of roasted carrots. My name is Steven, if you need anything…”
Male Voice #4: “…knock the cover off the ball there, Stevie!”
Male Voice #1: “So, we are ready!”
Female Voice #2: “Steven, we’re ready.”
Male Voice #4: “…give it a ride, Stevie, give it a ride!”
Male Voice #2: “But where will the duck come home to roost?”
Female Voice #1: “Florida! That’s great. Where?”
Male Voice #2: “It is chickens that roost, yes? Not ducks.”
Male Voice #1: “…where it is warm…”
Male Voice #4: “…fire away, Steve-o, fire away!”
Male Voice #3: “…they think they are safe there…”
Female Voice #2 “…Miami?”
Male Voice #2: “…we will strike!”
Male Voice #4: “…yer outta there!”
“Steven”: “Alrighty, then. Does everybody know what they want?”
Male Voice #3: “Death to the infidels!”
Female Voice #1: “New shoes!”
Male Voice #2: “The duck.”
Male Voice #1: “Yes, the duck.”
[Maniacal laughter from males #1, 2, 3, and possibly
also #4]
Male Voice #4: “…man, I haven’t been to a game since…”
Female Voice #1: “…last spring…”
Male Voice #1: “They will all perish…”
Male Voice #4: “…April of…”
Female Voice #2: “…West Palm?”
Male Voice # 3: “Let us pray for…”
Male Voice #4: “…Steeeeeeeeve!”
Male Voice #1: “…at exactly twelve noon…”
Male Voice #2: “…Boca, very nice…”
Male Voice # 2: “Are you going to finish that?”
Female Voice #1: “…trust me, it’s to die for…”
“Steven”: “I’m sorry, but we’re out of the duck.”
Male Voice #1: “…impossible!”
Female Voice #2: “…for God’s sake…”
Male Voice #3: “…dirty bomb, please…”
“Steven”: “I’ll be back in a jiff.”
Male Voce #2: “Yes, so it shall be the grouper!”
Male Voice #1: “Vengeance!”
Male Voice #2: “Web-footed!”
Female Voice #2: “Tampa!”
Male Voice #4: “…this place blows…”
Female Voice #1: “…from your mouth to God’s ears.”