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Aaron Applegate
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June 18, 2024We Love the Character of this Neighborhood So We Bought a House, Tore It Down, and Built a Mansion Resembling a La Quinta Inn
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January 8, 2024Your AI Boss Is Back from Vacation and Full of New Ideas
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February 3, 2023I’m the Kid from The Red Balloon, and That Thing Over Montana Is Not from China
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March 25, 2022Ginni Thomas and Mark Meadows Conspire via Text to Stop Kid Who Said the Emperor Had No Clothes
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December 8, 2021The Found Diaries of Duck from Click, Clack, Moo
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April 20, 2021The Salad Bar Is Back, Baby!
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu