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Aaron Applegate
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June 18, 2024We Love the Character of this Neighborhood So We Bought a House, Tore It Down, and Built a Mansion Resembling a La Quinta Inn
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January 8, 2024Your AI Boss Is Back from Vacation and Full of New Ideas
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February 3, 2023I’m the Kid from The Red Balloon, and That Thing Over Montana Is Not from China
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March 25, 2022Ginni Thomas and Mark Meadows Conspire via Text to Stop Kid Who Said the Emperor Had No Clothes
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December 8, 2021The Found Diaries of Duck from Click, Clack, Moo
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April 20, 2021The Salad Bar Is Back, Baby!
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday