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Aaron Sandberg
Aaron Sandberg is too old to be taking sexy mirror selfies. He has appeared in Maudlin House, Rust & Moth, The Offing, Asimov’s, Phoebe, Lost Balloon, Flash Frog, Phantom Kangaroo, and elsewhere. He’s a multiple Best Microfiction winner (2024) and a Pushcart Prize, Best of the Net, and Dwarf Stars nominee. Find him—and his writing—on Instagram @aarondsandberg.
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