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Abigail Carney

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Abigail Carney

Abigail Carney is an MFA candidate in fiction at the Iowa Writers’ Workshop, where she is an Iowa Arts Fellow. Her plays include SUNDAY MORNING, THE GLOAMING, and DUST CAN’T KILL ME.