The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Adam Rotstein
Adam Rotstein is a comedy writer based in Los Angeles. He can be reached with a weak appeal to pathos.
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September 18, 2018Welcome to My Viral Tweet
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November 30, 2017Hey, It’s Me, a Woke Misogynist Sliding Right On Into Your DMs
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August 30, 2017Kinds of Rich I’d Like My Future Family to Be
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February 22, 2017A More Detailed Breakdown of Your Recent Psychotherapy Invoice
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December 6, 2016Regulation of Dopamine During Social Media Use In Adolescent Rats
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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